I’m sure this is actually wood but I look at how candy-like the eyes are and I’m like, “Japan is so much more hardcore about Easter.”
I’m sick and it’s the kind of sick that keeps you from sleeping.
The entire CPAC crowd applauded Sarah Palin’s anti-Obama parody of Green Eggs and Ham, all of them completely forgetting (or ignorant of) how the book ends. Or perhaps the thematic thrust of the children’s book was above their reading level.
I’m going to say that again, the keynote address of the conservative movement’s sober discussion of policy issues included a parody of Green Eggs and Ham. With the actual book held up by the speaker as a prop. At another point in the speech, a half-empty Big Gulp and a large unopened bag of Fritos were also produced from behind the podium.
Botchamania 245’s ending is even better than the one with CM Punk going back to his home planet. Rey Mysterio’s entrance was so perfect.
We need another one of these that says “Bryan loses LOL”